Welcome To Schnitz N Tits - Friday Nights in the City!

MELBOURNE’S BEST FRIDAY NIGHT OUT

Friday night in Melbourne just got cheekier! Bring a mate or a date and leave your inhibitions at the door for a night of...
THE BEST BREASTS IN TOWN

Chicken or eggplant schnitzel served with crispy chips, garden fresh salad and your choice of sauce to help you keep your strength up for...
ALL THE ATTENTION YOU NEED

Our naughty but nice barmaid babes and topless waitresses will be on hand throughout the night to take good care of you and your...

SCHNITZ ‘N TITS – A NIGHT OUT TO REMEMBER

Melbourne’s best night out is the iconic and official Schnitz n Tits! Have you been yet? Curious? Here’s how it works

  • Doors Open at 7pm
  • First show starts at 8pm sharp
  • Three burlesque performances
  • Babelicious Barmaids, full table service
  • Delicious Schnitzel topped with gravy and served with chips & salad
  • Games, crowd participation and..
  • Most importantly; you’ll have a blast!

Schnitz n Tits is on at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale and King every Friday night. Whether you’re there for a special occasion, after work drinks or a date with a difference our dinner and show is sure to tickle your fancy.

Our sultry, sexy performers and babelicious barmaids will have you licking your lips, as will the schnitzels! Remember that the more you tip our service babes and sexy burlesque performers the more attention you or your special guest will receive.

Schnitz n Tits entertainment runs from high-class Burlesque to wild striptease studded with exclusive circus acts, live comedy, jelly wrestling and some of the best pole dancers and contortionists in Melbourne.

If great food, flirtatious fun and all night drink specials sound good to you get to the next Schnitz ‘n Tits. Bucks Parties and Hens Nights are welcome; we’re experienced in catering for large bookings.
Schnitz ‘n Tits, a theatre restaurant with a difference!

 


 

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